You Suck: A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends #2)
Being undead sucks. Literally.
Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.
But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
Praise for You Suck: A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends #2)
“A vampire comedy that’s witty, bright and funny.” — People
“Think of a collaboration among Anne Rice, S.J. Perelman and Pedro Almodóvar.” — Kirkus Reviews
“[A] cheerfully perverse, gut-busting tale...deliver[s] laughs on nearly every page.” — Publishers Weekly (starred review)
“A laugh-a-page novel that’s raunchy and irreverent.” — USA Today
“Fun, funny and just a little bit gross -- what more could anyone ask? Grade: A” — Rocky Mountain News
“Christopher Moore mines a comic gold mine, deftly skewering the conceits of the vampire genre with precision and wit.” — Buffalo News